Here is what everyone can get me for Christmas. A slightly used Trek (George Hincapie Discovery Channel Madone) .

This what I’m going to look like in about 35 years. God I’m depressed… I’d like to thank everyone who volunteered to monitor my parents when I am in Singapore next week. What I have done is set up a contact tree from which my parents can reach out to people. Jodi Hall...

My Dad likes to keep his pimp hand strong While I was in Georgia, my parents were wandering around unsupervised. For those who don’t know, my parents are visiting from England. So I asked my dad what he had been doing. “I’ve been running whores.” For those who aren’t used to my...

Discussing the merits of Waffle House with Will Frischkorn. Like me, Will enjoys the All-Star platter. I attended the Tour de Georgia press conference this past Wednesday and the interesting news is the team time trial. There hasn’t been a TTT in the States since the Tour de Trump days....

Last year I made some select professional racers elves. Well OfficeMax has done it again and I’ve included myself and three other pros as elves. First person to guess the other three pros will win something I find laying about the ROAD Magazine office. I seem to have problems opening the...