Please don’t give me free energy drinks or I say stupid things.

As I cruise the web I’ve continued to find either the random photos or videos of me doing stupid things at Interbike. Two things spring to mind: first – I’m an idiot and two – I should not be put on camera after downing coffee and numerous free energy drinks. That’s just a bad combination. [...]

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The Road Diaries

SRAM has a web/video presence call the Road Diaries. Here is a video of me being interviewed and being a smart ass. At this point I hadn’t crashed in the Industry Cup crit and was still feeling confident.

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So who’s the douche bag now?

Two minutes later I was bleeding and wondering what the hell I was doing Photo courtesy: Jonathan Devich So with the thoughts of going two for two as a media winner I rolled out of the Venetian Hotel to the Mandalay Bay, the location for the USA Criterium championships. I knew that tonight’s race was [...]

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I’m a winner!

Pinning it to the finish line. And yes, that is a white skinsuit… Photo courtesy: Fitness Chick “Don’t embarrass us!” These are the kind words that fellow ROAD Magazine editor Tim “The Scrambler” Schamber told me in the van as he drove me to the Cross Vegas race. Photographer Carson Blume and ROAD columnist Josh [...]

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You can do almost anything in Vegas except get beer during the cross race

I’m pinning it to win it in Vegas So I’m chilling watching my Tivo’ed episodes of Frisky Dingo when my cell phone snaps to life. My ring tone of the week? Cat party. Anyways I digress. It’s one of the promoters of the Vegas Cross race giving me a call. We exchange pleasantries and he [...]

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And the douche bag of the month goes to….

Being at the Tour of Missouri delayed me slightly in crowning my douche-bag of the month award. While at the Tour I encountered several more douche-like moments that I thought would change my mind. For example, the local reporter who demanded that the press room should be quiet and then pitched a fit when it [...]

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Douche Bag of the month award

I know you, the three readers, are dying to know who my pick as “Douche Bag of the month” award goes to. Trust me there were numerous nominees. But I have it narrowed down to one individual, who has a chance to redeem themselves before I announce it. Stay tuned…

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Training is over rated

It is getting nearer to Cross Vegas which should mean one thing, I should be training. Unfortunately that hasn’t been the case. Damn work and travel has screwed up my plans to dominate the Media category at the race. Neighbor Tony Cruz has been talking smack about how he is doing to kill it at [...]

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Warning, may contain nut parts

I’m in Greenville at the time trial minding my own business. As I’m wandering around someone I know who works for the race sees me and walks over. “Are you staying out of trouble?” she jokingly asks. At this point I’m suffering from a sever case of swamp-ass due to the extreme humidity of the [...]

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