Being at the Tour of Missouri delayed me slightly in crowning my douche-bag of the month award. While at the Tour I encountered several more douche-like moments that I thought would change my mind. For example, the local reporter who demanded that the press room should be quiet and then...

I know you, the three readers, are dying to know who my pick as “Douche Bag of the month” award goes to. Trust me there were numerous nominees. But I have it narrowed down to one individual, who has a chance to redeem themselves before I announce it. Stay...

It is getting nearer to Cross Vegas which should mean one thing, I should be training. Unfortunately that hasn’t been the case. Damn work and travel has screwed up my plans to dominate the Media category at the race. Neighbor Tony Cruz has been talking smack about how he is doing to kill it...

I’m in Greenville at the time trial minding my own business. As I’m wandering around someone I know who works for the race sees me and walks over. “Are you staying out of trouble?” she jokingly asks. At this point I’m suffering from a sever case of swamp-ass due to the extreme...